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SUMMARY:Fallen Leaves
DESCRIPTION:In modern-day Helsinki\, two lonely souls in search of love meet by chance in a karaoke bar. However\, their path to happiness is beset by obstacles – from lost phone numbers to mistaken addresses\, alcoholism\, and a charming stray dog. \nWatch Trailer Here \nInformation \nLanguage: Finnish with English subtitles \nRunning Time:  81 Minutes \nGenre: Romance\, Comedy\, Drama \nDirector: Aki Kaurismäki \nStarring: Alma Pöysti\, Jussi Vatanen\, Janne Hyytiäinen\, Nuppu Koivu\, Alina Tomnikov\, Martti Suosalo
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/fallen-leaves/
LOCATION:MacRobert Memorial Hall\, The Square\, Tarland\, Aberdeenshire\, AB34 YL\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Tarland
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SUMMARY:Fifi la Mer & Oliver Wilby - Let Us Take You to Paris (Relaxed Performance)
DESCRIPTION:Fifi La Mer and Oliver Wilby Present a unique\, brand-new show that will take you on a journey through 100 years of French music\, from Offenbach to Gainsbourg. \nThe show features the dulcet tones of Fifi on accordion and voice\, and the talents of Oliver Wilby on clarinet\, members of the saxophone family and accordion. \nTogether\, they will transport you to ” the City of Lights “with their repertoire of musical gems and along the way\, you will get to enjoy tales of mystery\, romance and heartache that we so often associate with Paris. 
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/fifi-la-mer-oliver-wilby-let-us-take-you-to-paris-relaxed-performance/
LOCATION:The Phoenix Centre\, Newton Dee Village\, Bieldside\, Aberdeen\, AB15 9DX\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Newton Dee
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SUMMARY:Fifi la Mer & Oliver Wilby - Let Us Take You to Paris
DESCRIPTION:Fifi La Mer and Oliver Wilby Present a unique\, brand-new show that will take you on a journey through 100 years of French music\, from Offenbach to Gainsbourg. \nThe show features the dulcet tones of Fifi on accordion and voice\, and the talents of Oliver Wilby on clarinet\, members of the saxophone family and accordion. \nTogether\, they will transport you to ” the City of Lights “with their repertoire of musical gems and along the way\, you will get to enjoy tales of mystery\, romance and heartache that we so often associate with Paris. 
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/fifi-la-mer-oliver-wilby-let-us-take-you-to-paris/
LOCATION:Portgordon Village Hall\, Cross Street\, Portgordon\, Buckie\, Moray\, AB56 5QW\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Portgordon
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DTEND;TZID=UTC:20240524T190000
DTSTAMP:20260523T201844
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SUMMARY:The Moira Monologues 3: Moira in Lockdown
DESCRIPTION:In this third and final instalment of what is now The Moira Trilogy\, Falkirk’s hardest woman\, Moira Bell\, faces her toughest challenge yet: surviving a pandemic with only vodka\, fags and her BFF Babs on Zoom. Take that\, Bear Grylls! \nJourney through the highs and lows of lockdown with myself\, writer-performer Alan Bissett\, returning as Moira\, as she lusts after Joe Wickes\, rages at Cummings and grows her own weed (might as well\, seeing as the f**kin world’s ending\, eh Babs?). She’s ‘the most charismatic character to appear on a Scottish stage in a decade’(The Scotsman) but this time she canny even leave the hoose! \n  \nWritten and Performed by Alan Bissett \nDirected by Sacha Kyle
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/the-moira-monologues-3-moira-in-lockdown/
LOCATION:Alvah Parish Hall\, Alvah\, Aberdeenshire\, AB45 3XA\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Alvah
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SUMMARY:Coppers & Gold
DESCRIPTION:Coppers and Gold! \n  \nA double bill of short comedies from veteran performers Kate Stafford and Nicholas Collett\, based on the infamous Brinks-Mat robbery of 1983 when £26 million was stolen and never recovered. \n  \n‘Coppers’ is set in a fictional Home Office\, where the Minister and the Chief of Police grapple with the embarrassment of having rings run round them by a criminal gang. How to manage the press and huge public interest in the heist\, and pressure from the Prime Minister who wants instant results? Political speeches go horribly wrong\, press conferences descend into chaos and the secrets which they have been hiding for years threaten to reveal themselves with hilarious consequences.  \n  \nThe second part of the evening is ‘Gold!’\, a sharp new comedy with a big heart and loads of cracking pop hits from the 1980s. Julie and Dave are a normal suburban middle-aged couple living a quiet life but hiding a big secret: a huge stash of gold bars stolen from some very bad men four decades ago.   \n  \nNow their daughter wants an expensive Instagram-worthy wedding\, and the elderly gangsters are out of jail and looking for their gold. What are they going to do? 
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/coppers-gold-3/
LOCATION:Braemar Village Hall\, 33 Mar Road\, Braemar\, Aberdeenshire\, AB35 5YL\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Braemar
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SUMMARY:The Moira Monologues & More Moira Monologues Double Bill
DESCRIPTION:The Moira Monologues  \nMeet Moira Bell\, cleaner\, single mother\, and the hardest woman in Falkirk. Whether defending her wee dog Pepe from the local rottweiler\, attempting to seduce a teacher\, or belting out Diana Ross for the Scotia karaoke night\, Moira is hilarious\, hypnotic\, frightening and heart-warming company. \nBased on the stories and characters Alan encountered growing up in the Hallglen area of Falkirk\, where The Moira Monologues first premiered\, Moira\, her long-suffering pal Babs\, her neighbour (Bawface)\, her laddies (they’re gid laddies\, but they canny take their hash) and her wee dug Pepe\, have left audiences all over the country weak with laughter. \n  \nMoira Monologues 2 – More Moira Monologues \nMoira’s back in this Fringe First-winning sequel. She’s a gran\, but still delivering home truths about cleaning posh folk’s hooses\, meeting her estranged sister\, and the return of her ex. \n  \nWritten and performed by Alan Bissett \nDirected by Sacha Kyle
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/the-moira-monologues-3/
LOCATION:Woodside Fountain Centre\, Marquis Road\, Aberdeen\, AB24 2QY\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Aberdeen
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SUMMARY:Behold Ye Ramblers
DESCRIPTION:From the voices of ramblers and campaigners to the songs and poetry inspired by past and current struggles\, “Behold Ye Ramblers” is a new play about The Clarion newspaper and the organisations formed by its readership\, including the famous rambling club\, The Sheffield Clarion Ramblers. Along with the Clarion Cyclists\, these early Edwardian pioneers promoted healthy outdoor pursuits\, organising expeditions across open moors and mountains whilst campaigning for the right to roam\, bringing them into conflict with landowners’ hunting and shooting activities and laws that prioritised private property over the wellbeing of others. 
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/behold-ye-ramblers-2/
LOCATION:Aberdeenshire
CATEGORIES:Crathes
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SUMMARY:Coppers & Gold
DESCRIPTION:Coppers and Gold! \n  \nA double bill of short comedies from veteran performers Kate Stafford and Nicholas Collett\, based on the infamous Brinks-Mat robbery of 1983 when £26 million was stolen and never recovered. \n  \n‘Coppers’ is set in a fictional Home Office\, where the Minister and the Chief of Police grapple with the embarrassment of having rings run round them by a criminal gang. How to manage the press and huge public interest in the heist\, and pressure from the Prime Minister who wants instant results? Political speeches go horribly wrong\, press conferences descend into chaos and the secrets which they have been hiding for years threaten to reveal themselves with hilarious consequences.  \n  \nThe second part of the evening is ‘Gold!’\, a sharp new comedy with a big heart and loads of cracking pop hits from the 1980s. Julie and Dave are a normal suburban middle-aged couple living a quiet life but hiding a big secret: a huge stash of gold bars stolen from some very bad men four decades ago.   \n  \nNow their daughter wants an expensive Instagram-worthy wedding\, and the elderly gangsters are out of jail and looking for their gold. What are they going to do? 
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/coppers-gold-4/
LOCATION:Johnshaven Village Hall\, Mid Street\, Johnshaven\, Montrose\, Angus\, DD10 0HB\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Johnshaven
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SUMMARY:Cardboard Carnival - The Carnival of the Animals
DESCRIPTION:Trunk\, Tail\, Ears or Wings? \nCarnival creates itself from all sorts of things! \nThis is “Carnival of the Animals”\, but not as we know it. Dissected for body part potential to create the “ultimate animal”\, we take inspiration from the music by Camille Saint-Saëns\, a little help from Charles Darwin and a whole lot of cardboard to mash up a show full of puppet possibility. \nInspiration and delight for everyone from 4 to 104. \nWith their own inimitable style Lempen have taken the fantastic music by Camille Saint-Saëns\, and an exploration of the material of cardboard\, to make a fun\, visual production with no text\, refreshingly focused on the simple magic of puppetry to leave audiences inspired by both the animal theatricality of the music and the creative potential of the simple cardboard box.
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/cardboard-carnival-the-carnival-of-the-animals/
LOCATION:Tullynessle & Forbes Hall\, Suie Road\, Alford\, Aberdeenshire\, AB33 8QN\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Tullynessle
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SUMMARY:Behold Ye Ramblers
DESCRIPTION:From the voices of ramblers and campaigners to the songs and poetry inspired by past and current struggles\, “Behold Ye Ramblers” is a new play about The Clarion newspaper and the organisations formed by its readership\, including the famous rambling club\, The Sheffield Clarion Ramblers. Along with the Clarion Cyclists\, these early Edwardian pioneers promoted healthy outdoor pursuits\, organising expeditions across open moors and mountains whilst campaigning for the right to roam\, bringing them into conflict with landowners’ hunting and shooting activities and laws that prioritised private property over the wellbeing of others. 
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/behold-ye-ramblers/
LOCATION:Braes of Glenlivet Hall\, Chapeltown\, Ballindalloch\, Moray\, AB37 9JS\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Glenlivet
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240526T193000
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SUMMARY:Wicked Little Letters
DESCRIPTION:When deeply conservative English local Edith Swan and fellow residents begin to receive wicked letters full of unintentionally hilarious profanities\, her rowdy\, foul-mouthed\, Irish migrant neighbour Rose Gooding is charged with the crime. The anonymous letters prompt a national uproar\, and a trial ensues. However\, as the town’s women—led by Police Officer Gladys Moss—begin to investigate the crime themselves\, they suspect something is amiss\, and Rose may not be the culprit after all. \nWatch Trailer Here \nInformation \nRunning Time:  100 Minutes \nGenre:  Comedy\, Drama\, Mystery\, Crime\, History \nDirector: Thea Sharrock \nStarring:  Olivia Colman\, Jessie Buckley\, Anjana Vasan\, Timothy Spall\, Gemma Jones\, Malachi Kirby\, Alisha Weir
URL:https://neatshows.org.uk/event/wicked-little-letters/
LOCATION:Aberdeenshire
CATEGORIES:Insch
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